The REAL Facts behind Microsoft

• Internet Explorer causes cancer
• Terrorists use Internet Explorer to build weapons of mass destruction
• Microsoft has Lobbyists in D.C. to abolish the Emancipation proclamation
• Microsoft uses child slavery to build it's 360's
• Bill Gates is a pedophile
• Steve Ballmer eats babies, and beats his wife
• ActiveX (used by Internet Explorer) is a highly contagious Sexually Transmitted Disease
• Internet Explorer killed my father and raped my mother
• Microsoft sells credit card information acquired through Internet Explorer to Abortion Clinics and Assisted Suicide Centers
• The Halo Saga uses subliminal queues to convince players to start fires in their sleep

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